Sunday, November 03, 2002
Crushlink.com…a site that guarantees that there is someone out there with a crush on you. The trick is that you have to figure out who it is. And to get “hints” you have to sign up for these “free samples”. Well…I’ve signed up for all of them. And now I have to clean out junk mail every day just to keep hotmail's memory open. It gets pretty frustrating. But today…I finally put myself to rest that this site is a fluke. And it only took….lemme see…half a year to figure it out. They really know how to string people (at least me anyways) along though. A lot of clues that didn’t do a THING for me. Here check them out...
· My crush is between 18-25 yrs old. (Well, this excludes all the little kids...so I not becoming R-Kelly here. And it eliminates Cougar. But....nobody else...)
· My crush’s first and last name has 7 or fewer letters. (I don’t know anybody with a last name that is NOT less than 7 letters.)
· Your crush's first name contains 1 letters that are also in the phrase "BIG TIME CRUSH"
· Your crush's last name contains 1 letters that are also in the phrase "BIG TIME CRUSH" (And I bet they also have one letter in "JOHN IS THE BIGGEST SAP IN THE WORLD" too.) Then today…I opened my email…the title promised to give me their initials…I was like, “this is it…there’s no way of hiding it now…I will finally find out who it is!!!” I opened my email…and then…
· Their initials are JW.
What the heck??? I don’t know about you guys…but the only JW I know is…. JOHN HOT ASIAN GUY WONG!!! (I am referring to my personal insulation…it makes me really hot.) I dunno…somewhere along the line I must have developed a romantic interest in myself….And was so afraid that I might reject myself that I sent myself a secret admirer letter from crushlink.com.
· My crush is between 18-25 yrs old. (Well, this excludes all the little kids...so I not becoming R-Kelly here. And it eliminates Cougar. But....nobody else...)
· My crush’s first and last name has 7 or fewer letters. (I don’t know anybody with a last name that is NOT less than 7 letters.)
· Your crush's first name contains 1 letters that are also in the phrase "BIG TIME CRUSH"
· Your crush's last name contains 1 letters that are also in the phrase "BIG TIME CRUSH" (And I bet they also have one letter in "JOHN IS THE BIGGEST SAP IN THE WORLD" too.) Then today…I opened my email…the title promised to give me their initials…I was like, “this is it…there’s no way of hiding it now…I will finally find out who it is!!!” I opened my email…and then…
· Their initials are JW.
What the heck??? I don’t know about you guys…but the only JW I know is…. JOHN HOT ASIAN GUY WONG!!! (I am referring to my personal insulation…it makes me really hot.) I dunno…somewhere along the line I must have developed a romantic interest in myself….And was so afraid that I might reject myself that I sent myself a secret admirer letter from crushlink.com.
